Score: 7

"If Sam L. Was The General..........."

submission: Castle III part D

date: January 26, 2007

GRAPHICS: I grew into the stick people as the series went on; I'm used to it now. That isn't as good as it sounds though. Graphics should continue to amaze instead of become routine; at the end of the day I'm just looking at the same thing over and over.

STYLE: This concept would work even better in a movie.

SOUND: Do you just rip tracks from CD's, or do you or someone else compose these for you? If it's the latter, I NEED to meet ths guy.

VIOLENCE: "You're eyes look red; have you been drinking?" "No, I'm an evil stick-zombie with ringworm."

INTERACTIVITY: Your menus succeed again.

HUMOR: There was none.

Score: 7

"Character Chameleon"

submission: Attack of the Evil TV 2

date: January 12, 2007

GRAPHICS: They weren't spectacular, but not disapointing either. Nor were they average.

STYLE: Oh, parodylikeness is amok here.

SOUND: Great job, but I got a little static in some places. Could just be my speakers.

VIOLENCE: I don't fully remember any violent acts, but you deserve the medium mark anyway.

INTERACTIVITY: Thank you for no auto-play feature.

HUMOR: Do I even need to speak?

Score: 6

"Better Than The Average Ninja"

submission: Neenja volume 4

date: December 27, 2006

GRAPHICS: I've always thought the grahics were great in this series; they're honestly good enough to be on T.V.. You're right up there with Hanna-Barbera's drawing skillz.

STYLE: I always thought a typical guy going ninja was a pretty good idea, and I was right. Please take note of the words pretty good.

SOUND: Sounded cartoony, as this is a cartoon, but the table scene really hurt the score. His drunk babbling was more staticy than it was drunken. Or babbly.

VIOLENCE: Couldn't that Kratos troll die a little better? This isn't FF7 you know.

INTERACTIVITY: The pla button always helps.

HUMOR: His nose resembles mine. Funny, yes, but it's also offensive.

Score: 3

"Ooh! to Hoo....."

submission: Future

date: December 20, 2006

GRAPHICS: The graphics were flashy and buzzy, and seemed like a fairly accurate prediction of a hustle-bustlely futuristic city. As much as I liked the eye-candy, it reminded me somewhat of Samurai Jack, which I find to be a very tedious cartoon.

STYLE: It had the vibe of the Tron level in Kingdom Hearts II: Out of place, detatched, and overall tacked on.

SOUND: I REALLY liked the song an eigth of the way into it, but then I realized that it was VERY repetitive; it's not your fault, so don't take it personally.

VIOLENCE: Roboty violence is okay in moderation, not in moderate moderation. If you mixed in some people blood, that would have totally uped your score in style as well.

INTERACTIVITY: All hail the play button!

HUMOR: It just wasn't designed to be funny.

Score: 7

"Best. Flash. This. Week. Period."

submission: Phoenix Wrong: Last Stand

date: November 22, 2006

GRAPHICS - Very Phoenix Wrighty. One problem: Phoenix isn't perfect, and how dare you mix in PIXELS!!!! Wait, I guess thats two problems...

STYLE - Parody = goodness

SOUND - Weird Al, that one chick, Tenacious D, and crap.... how could I forget?..... uh.... OH YEAH! My Chemical Romance. It's all good hyaa.

VIOLENCE - Not much at all, but at least you made me afraid of ugly black children!

INTERACTIVITY - All hail the "PLAY" button!

HUMOR - Weird Al. 'Nuff said.

Score: 5

"I CONTROL YOUR ENTERTAIMENT SYSTEM'S ENTERTAINMENT"

submission: TSAH2

date: November 16, 2006

GRAPHICS-They were alright, but some moving animations were a little glitchy. And the Big-Headed Chief's head was far more detailed (and rightfully so) than the body, which made the body look like poopie.

STYLE-The 'toon didn't really set a vibe of any sort, so the jokes weren't always as funny as they could be.

SOUND- Pretty okay, but some sounds, like when Master Chief was falling, were off, so I guess I was a little generous in that respect. Nice use of Zelda sounds, too!

VIOLENCE- I'm guessing in this field, I dont really remember much....oh, yes I do! That crappy sword through the stomach animation! I marked myself Dark for a reason.

INTERACTIVITY-The play, pause, FF, and RW buttons ARE considered interactive.

HUMOR- The subtle stuff was great, like the ice cream sign.

Score: 7

"Laser-Goat Chickens, ATTACK!"

submission: Red Baron

date: November 9, 2006

GRAPHICS: They were top of the line, yes, but I never could change the quality. The frame rate chugs a bit on what I think is high quality, especially on my Pentium III. Add a menu to change the quality for the main as well as the right-click menu.

STYLE: From what I understand, the Red Baron doesn't like mushrooms. Am I right? This game didn't really have a backbone (story), maybe a prequel is in order. It could get a little repetitive. More enemies please. Give me puzzles or give me death, and perhaps a few RPG elements. Don't forget about the 2 different kinds of power ups! That definately needs to be fixed.

SOUND: No body but those stupid clock-faced objects could screw this field up.

VIOLENCE: Um, I'm used to bleeding when being hack'n-slashed to death, so why dont the enemies. Pools of blood would be beneficial.

INTERACTIVITY: Needs more elements to it (RPG, Weapons, Power- Ups, etc.).

HUMOR: Laser-goat Chickens.....haha.

Score: 10

"..."

submission: SPRITE-MAFIA 2²

date: October 22, 2006

Two words: Action RPG

Score: 7

"Best FF Parody Around"

submission: Final Fantasy Jailbreak 1

date: October 18, 2006

Graphics- They were great, everything moved fluidly, and no jaggies. The colors were great, too.

Style-I have no f'ing idea what this is. Good job, anyway.

Sound- Perfect.It didn't sound staticy like those freaking clocks, but at the end the the sound didn't sync too well; the syncing was great otherwise.

Violence- Thanks for punching that emo, even if he was just a drawing.

Interactivity- Hooray play button!

Humor- It's stll funny the 2nd time around, especially that emo bit.

Keep up the good work.

Score: 7

"Uh......"

submission: crabs

date: July 22, 2006

It had nice graphics, but what was that stuff that came out of the crabs when he scraped them on the ground? And whats 0.80 euros in american money?